Someday Im gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no
These days you dont really need it thanks to reality shows
Cant wait to date a supermodel, cant wait to sue my dad
Cant wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
Cause when youre a celebrity
Its adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think youre cool
Just cause youre on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isnt just how I like it
When they say Ive gone insane
Ill blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
Ill get to cry to Barbara Walters when things dont go my way
And Ill get community service no matter which law I break
Ill make the supermarket tabloids, theyll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
Cause when youre a celebrity
Its adios reality
No matter what you do
People think youre cool
Just cause youre on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
Ill blame it on the fame
And say its just so tough
Being a celebrity
So lets hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
Well be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come
Cause when youre a celebrity
Its adios reality
No matter what you do
People think youre cool
Just cause youre on TV
Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity
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