Well youre the first car in an hour or so
Im glad you stopped in its sure been slow around here today
Just like everyday
Well I couldnt help but notice your California plates
And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card
Youre a movie star
Well I cant wait to get back home and tell all my buddies
That I met one of the most famous people in the country
Well I only go to movies when Im down in Bowling Green
The cable dont come out this far so I never watch TV
I know you played in somethin but Im gonna need some help
Wait werent you in Cannonball Run, no oh well
Allow me to introduce myself
My name aint John this is somebody elses greasy shirt my names Kurt
This is the town that I grew up in
Never seen L.A. the closest Ive been to Hollywood is Dollywood
But when you get back to Beverly Hills you can tell all your buddies
That you met one of the most famous people in the country
Cause I caught the record small mouth out on Kentucky lake
And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state
And Im still signin autographs after all these years
Oh yeah, guess Im gonna need yours, sign um here
Ive been thinking about doing some acting some day
If I ever do make it out to L.A. can I give you a shout
Maybe crash on your couch
If you hear of any roles that are floating around
That would put me and Ashley Judd makin out in a steamy love scene
Well Id work pretty cheap
If the phones are down just ask around youll get a hold of me
Cause Im one of the most famous people in the country
Youre talkin to one of the most famous people in the country
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